May12013
aleuser:

*wheezes*

aleuser:

*wheezes*

(Source: daennnx)

3PM

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via khuynhh)

3PM
whitehouse:


Getting ready for the Correspondents’ Dinner.
Watch it live tonight at 10 p.m. ET on http://wh.gov/live

whitehouse:

Getting ready for the Correspondents’ Dinner.

Watch it live tonight at 10 p.m. ET on http://wh.gov/live

October302012
I miss this

I miss this

(Source: v0tum, via photik)

August312012

Pendulum - Encoder

Believe me
I’m on your side

August262012
ohdamnn:

This.

ohdamnn:

This.

(Source: sleepyouth)

August142012

negroplz:

Swedish House Mafia - Don’t You Worry Child

(6,899 plays)

August12012

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

(Source: handaxe)

July272012

record

  • Mom: Record the Olympics! So we can watch it again later!
  • Me: ..... It's 2012.
July62012

Eurotrip

Finally got around to booking my flight to Europe for the month of August and I’m pretty stoked. I’ve been saving money since I started working and have been planning this for months. Used my flyer miles for first class :D, thus saving me money to use within the continent. The second half of my trip and my return date is still up for grabs though.

I still have some other itineraries to plan out for my trip, but I think the hardest part is over (choosing a starting point). 

July22012

everyday

  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what are you mad at
  • me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE

face 

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